This year

Two most usefull: Resume, Business plan
In the future: How to run a business, about using the computer for a business

Books?.....Wtf are books!?

I believe that this article wack fo sho beacuse if they think that kids wil be stimulated to learn by playing a game is straight trippin. word! Kids dont like to read becuase its boring, kids dont like to take tests because they're boring, and I am 100% sure that these games will be very corny as well as boring. They will most likely inefficiently try to get kids "enthrawled" when that only happens when someone actually enjoys what they are doing. If and only if they manage to make the games interesting and at the same time educating then they will have success...which I doubt.

Monster Application

To the law firm of Cohen and Cohen:
It has come to my attention that you are seeking an individual to work as an intern an eventually be offered a position depending on the quality of work. I am here to tell you that you must look no further. My name is Giovanni Ricalo, I am currently attending Harvard Law School. I am a determined, zealous, and hardworking individual. I will not stop until the case is won and closed. I think that your company is the right place for me and am confident that you will make the right decision and choose me for your job opening.
Thank you for your consideration

Monster Job

Stewie

IBDM Movie Review

The last movie I saw was Borat. Borat was a halarious movie that truly pushed the boundaries of what society believes is tasteful humor. Sasha Bara Cohen deserved to win the best actor award because it must have been very difficult to stay in character while other people are on the brink of killing you! He also managed to bring a new type of comedy in which people can laugh at what they think is common sense and what someone from say, Kazakstan, might think of the "American Way." In summation, all I can say about Borat is, "Wa-wa-wee-wa...Very Nice!"

"Ethical" Desicions

Sara is a drunk and Nataly will end up on GGW...eventually. But besides that, no the developers' behavior was not ethical b/c they knew that they were not only cheating the old lady, but the whole state of Florida as well. This can be avioded by opening a worm hole and going into the future and telling them that this is not ethical and not to allow it or they could make laws that ban lobbying the government.=>

Monster Jobs!

BUSINESS
Job Description
Responsible for installing, configuring and maintaining computing infrastructure, operating systems and/or middleware products on all UNIX computer platforms, in support of 24 X 7 business processes. Evaluates, implements and modifies operating system software parameters and/or product solutions for optimum performance. Identifies integration and other interface requirements for all supported products and platforms. Applies advanced technical, business, analytical, consulting and leadership skills and solutions to the position within assigned functional area. May adapt or create procedures, processes and techniques to meet the more complex requirements of the position. Duties and tasks are frequently varied.Qualifications :Bachelor's degree in a technical discipline or demonstrated equivalent experience. Computer Science or MIS degree preferred. Minimum 5 years experience in UNIX Systems Administration; IBM AIX experience preferred. Server Installation - Competent;Administration and Licensing - Competent;Web Technologies - Competent;Bachelor's - Sciences;Server Installation - Advanced Administration and Licensing - Competent Web Technologies - Competent Bachelor's - Sciences Network Standards - Competent;Systems Analysis - Competent;Bachelor's - Sciences; Minimum of 5 years total experience UNIX System Administration on AIX. HP-UX or SUN experience very desirable. Ability to script in any UNIX Shell, PERL, or JAVA. Excellent written and verbal communication skills. Project management experience desirable. Server Installation - Advanced;Administration and Licensing - Competent;Web Technologies - Competent;Bachelor's - Sciences With more than 100 locations in North America, Europe, and Australia, Robert Half Technology is a leading provider of IT professionals on a project and full-time basis for IT initiatives ranging from Internet development and multiplatform systems integration to network engineering and technical support. Robert Half Technology offers online job search services at www.roberthalftechnology.com Robert Half Technology is an Equal Opportunity Employer


Assistant to President & Vice-President Position Available
Bachelor's Degree in Accounting and/or Business Administration and/or Marketing required
Professional Experience required
Strong Accounting skills
Ability to work under pressure
Outstanding communication skills
Phone & computer skills required (specially Windows / Office 2000 & Quick books)
Must live in Miami, Florida
Fluent in English & Spanish preferred
Problem solving skills

SAP Business Analyst – Intradeco Apparel

Location: Miami, FL
Company: Intradeco Apparel
Job Skills: SAP SD, MM, FI, CO
Start Date: TBD
Pay Rate: Depends on Experience
Travel: minimal

Job description:

Intradeco Apparel is a vertically integrated apparel manufacturer and distributor based in Miami, FL. We are looking for an experienced SAP Business Analyst who will provide production, development, and testing support for our SAP R/3 4.6c environment.

The ideal candidate will have participated in at least 2 full life cycle SAP R/3 implementations. The candidate will either be a functional expert in both the SAP SD and SAP MM modules or will be an expert in one of these modules with strong skills in the other.

In addition, the candidate will have functioned as the primary SD or MM consultant in an SAP 4.6c implementation within the last 3 years. Preferably, the candidate will have experience with SD/FI and MM/FI integration. Experience with the FI/CO modules is a plus, especially in the areas of General Ledger, Cost Center, and Profit Center accounting. Knowledge and experience in the following areas of SAP and SAP integration will be a plus:

decentralized warehouse management
IDOC administration
Gentran Integration Suite – SAP R/3 integration
Catalyst WMS – SAP R/3 integration
SAP Smart Forms and Sapscript, particularly integration with Zebra printers
Transport management using STMS
CATT and LSMW data conversion tools
ABAP development, debugging, and optimization


Basic Requirements:• Bachelor Degree required, preferably in Computer Science, Engineering, or any field in which detailed technical analysis and problem solving is required.• 3+ years of SAP Configuration, Testing, and Production experience in either the SD or MM modules required.• Additional SAP Configuration, Testing, and Production experience in the FI/CO modules preferred.• Strong Microsoft Excel skills including knowledge of pivot tables and vlookup functions would be a plus.
· Excellent written and verbal communication skills required. The candidate is expected to have the ability to write well structured business and technical memos and the ability to explain complex technical ideas in clear language.

LAWYER

COMMERCIAL LITIGATION (BILINGUAL)
Excellent South Florida law firm seeks dynamic, motivated attorney to join their Miami team. The right lawyer for this position will have FL Bar and strong commercial litigation experience. MUST speak Spanish and English and have 5+ yrs. experience. Immediate need. This firm offers challenging work in a great environment. APPLY TODAY!


Bankruptcy Paralegal - Miami -
Miami, FL 33016
MRINetwork is one of the world's largest recruitment organizations. Through our Accelerated Recruitment™ approach, we find and place Impact Players, those individuals who arrive faster, fit better and stay longer. Providing our clients immeasurable return on their hiring investment by bringing them the people who make a difference in their business every day. The combination of our global reach, industry expertise and streamlined methodology allows MRINetwork to match companies with their Impact Players - the right candidate for the right position.
Job Category: Legal
Type: Full Time, Employee
Minimum Education: Certification
My Client’s Miami office is looking for a Paralegal for their Bankruptcy team to assist lawyers with preparation of complex legal documents and technical legal research issues. They are looking specifically for candidates with at least 5 years experience in Chapter 7 and Chapter 11 filings along with extensive knowledge of bankruptcy code rules.

Responsibilities of this position include:
Coordinating the organization and maintenance of documents and files
Setting up computer data bases to organize and store information; conducts research on Westlaw, LEXIS and other computer-research data bases
Coordinating trial preparation, transactional work and/or corporate or real estate closings as directed by lawyer.
Compiling and analyzing and reports on data from reference materials such as digests, legal encyclopedias, regulations, legislative decisions and practice manuals, and materials produced in the discovery process.

Qualifications:
Individuals applying for this position should possess a four-year college degree or equivalent paralegal experience with a paralegal certificate preferred. A minimum of seven years of paralegal experience is required. Candidates should be proficient in Microsoft Office Suite and computer-research databases such as LEXIS and Westlaw.

Wilson, Elser, Moskowitz, Edelman & Dicker, LLP is a full service law firm of over 800 lawyers servicing clients in the United States, Europe and Asia. Domestically, we rank among the American Lawyer 100 and the National Law Journal’s Top 50 law firms. (Visit our web site at www.wilsonelser.com For more than 25 years, we have provided our clients with a full range of experienced and innovative legal services. We offer our clients a strong national presence, with offices in 20 major U.S. cities. Using cutting edge technology, a consultative approach and a collaborative team framework, Wilson Elser delivers the best possible legal results to its clients.Due to our continuous growth, we are looking for two Associate Attorneys to work in our Miami office with our partner teams who are self-motivated, intelligent, team-oriented and who deliver the best legal results to our clients.Qualified candidates will possess the following:* JD from an accredited Law School, admitted to practice in the state of Florida* 3-7 years of substantial experience in Commercial Litigation, Products Liability and/or General Liability Litigation

* Excellent written and oral communication skills

* Federal Court experience a plus
If you have the desire to work in one of the leading law firms, please send your resume and cover letter with current and prior salary history in confidence to recruiter@wilsonelser.com

Please indicate “Miami Associate” in the subject line of your email.We are an Equal Opportunity Employer, Minorities and Women encouraged to apply.

BUXXFER

This website is very useful beacuse its sometimes very difficult to keep track of all of your expenses and this website tells you when you have to pay what. The website prevents people from dealing with overage charges when they dont know how much money they have left. In esesnce its like having your own accountant in your pocket whenever you need them.

Renovating the way we learn!

TEACHERS SHOLD OFFER CLASSES FOR STUDENTS WHO ALREADY KNOW WHAT THEY WANT TO DO WHEN THEY GROW UP AND TEACH THEM SPECIFICS RATHER THAN GENERAL LESSONS. THEY SHOULD ALSO ALLOW THE STUDENTS MORE FREE TIME AND LESS HOMEWORK SO THAT SCHOLL IS LESS OF A BURDEN AND MORE OF SOMETHING THEY ENJOY DOING.

Jeffrey the dancing turtle!

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